What do all of these have in common?

1.a lifesize ceramic husky
2. a laser hair removal treatment on a man's chest
3. a flip flop full of dog poo
4. a funeral in pompei
5. sobbing uncontrollably into a glass of prosseco at a first choice holidays welcome meeting
6. a baked earthenware pot in a toilet
7. An evening with two septogenarians and an italian lothario in a wine cellar
8. a random sunburnt boob and a gucci watch
9. Frank Sinatra, a man in a red ribbon belt and locking yourself in the ladies
10. flashing your knickers on a chair lift in capri

Any ideas????

Well, they're all delightful scenes from my holiday in Sorrento in Italy. Haven't got much time to update at the moment as trainer boy is about to come round and see me after we had the most god awful row yesterday evening which culminated in me screaming at him for being a duplicitous lying swine and no better than supertwat and him sobbing like a drunken fishwife who's been on the gin for a week.
Cor, it's been an eventful few days. Will update very soon with all the details in their full glory but am off to don my fighting gear cause trainer boy is for the high jump. Who on earth lies about laser chest hair removal?????


Supertwat has also come back with a revised offer but it's nowhere near enough. However, am sick to the back teeth of dealing with that loser so am going to write it all off and set about trudging down my rocky road all penniless like Dick Whittington but at least without that money guzzling leech of an ex on the end of my stick!

Can't wait to tell you all about everything that's been happening - there's so much I just know it'll be an epic once I get going.

Missed you all though.

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